I’ve been talking to this boy for a week now, nothing serious just like chatting a lot and complimenting each other and he says the cutest things ever and idk if he’s just really smooth or if he doesn’t realize how sweet he is but I told him I wasn’t feeling well and I’m sorry I wasn’t really in the mood to talk a lot and he just sent me a message saying he couldn’t sleep because he wanted to know if I was feeling better and he said it super casual too like not in a flirting way idk it was just really cute he reminds me of a middle school romance manga hero

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llllucy:

Me at parties

I like living alone because I can do so much and not have to worry about people judging me or making me feel dumb like I can pee in the dark and not worry about someone coming in because they think there’s no one in the bathroom and I can make spongebob shaped Mac and cheese at 3 am and I can sleep in my hallway when for some reason I don’t like my bed

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My microwave tells me to enjoy my meal and that’s the most anyone’s talked to me since I’ve moved into my apartment

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germ-man:

Fat goat just laying around

straight boys just really piss me the fuck off

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Where can I major in falling asleep to minecraft videos will it get me a job on the mindcrack server I want to be bdoubleo’s other baby this just in I have no life will never get married and have a kick ass red stone farm

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graffeti:

me and my brother were fighting and he grabs his phone and randomly calls a number and he says “is this the dog pound? because my sister is the biggest bitch”

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